A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Kim Kardashian.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Asians...

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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