- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

wanna hear a joke? no

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Popsicles

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Itookasipasoda

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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