A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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