- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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