Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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