- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Grace Ackerson

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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