- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

women's rights

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Women can vote? WTF

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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