Youre mom is so dead...

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A pope meets another one

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

drew edminstin is a rat

Turkey Balls

H o m o comes out as homo

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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