- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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