When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Your mom is so old she died

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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