What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Take wrong turns

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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