- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Your mother is so fat.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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