- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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