- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Women can vote? WTF

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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