- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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