what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Your mother just died.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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