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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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