Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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