Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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