Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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