When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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tea with milk?

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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