- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

knock knock Goodbye

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

knock knock go away!!!

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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