- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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