Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Waffles ate my grandma

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

knock knock Goodbye

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

knock knock go away!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...