- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

your face is kinda funny

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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