Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Anti Joke

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