- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Yo mama so fat.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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