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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Youre mom is so dead...

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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