What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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all your base are belong to mark

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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