what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Youre mom is so dead...

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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