- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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