- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Immigration Laws

Women's Rights

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What's your blood type? Red.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

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