- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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