Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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bryden is a faggot

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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hi michael

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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