- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Long joke Your such a downey

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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