Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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