A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

tee hee

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Y u do dis?

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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