Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

a black guy walks into a black bar

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What's half of 8? o

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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