- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Women's rights.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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