- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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