- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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