- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What did david give back? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

3 like an eel

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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