- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

knock knock Goodbye

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Waffles ate my grandma

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

knock knock go away!!!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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