poop

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What did the old man say? Im old

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Justin's life

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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