Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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