How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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knock knock go away!!!

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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