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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

what is 3+3= 8

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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