- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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