Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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