what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Cliterus

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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I am very humble.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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