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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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