Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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