What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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