No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Anti Joke

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