What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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