Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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HEY!

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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