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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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