There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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I'm hungry.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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haha

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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are you gay does your mom know

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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