Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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