Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Camerons hair is Curly..

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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