Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Get it? More.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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