- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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