- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

SUCK MY NUTS

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Mogok Papiti.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Women's rights

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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