a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Well this is pointless.....

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Obama = ebola

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

womens rights

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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