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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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