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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Wolfjob.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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