- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

whats black and strange a paki

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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