Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

How about that airline food?

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

An anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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