Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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How about that airline food?

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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An anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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