- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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