Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

This is a joke.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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