Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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