- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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