- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Firgen and the blung brigade

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Granny porn!

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

poop.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

White NBA players.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What fires shots? A gun

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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