- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Waffles ate my grandma

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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