Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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