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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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